I DO THIS…
That’s me, sleeping in the lower left-hand side… but I only sleep for a couple of minutes…hours…days…
STAY TUNED FOR:
MS. STITCH’S VISCIOUS CIRCLE OF FREEDOM FIGHTING THUGS FOR UNCONDITIONAL LOVE: I have a lot of readers that want to join the cause. If you are one of them, please send your picture to stichthedog@gmail.com (yeah, I spelled it wron when I signed up, I’ve got paws, wanna make something of it?) I’m going to post pictures of my posse HERE: THUGS4LUV
I’VE MADE THE LOCAL NEWS…ALL YOU MO’FO’IN GATORS OUT THERE BETTER WATCH YOUR LARYNXES!!!!!!! GO BUCKS!!!!
Scottsdale, AZ– It’s been reported that Stitch the Dog has mauled several gators in an attempt to show her loyalty to the Ohio State Buckeyes, who will be playing the Florida Gators tomorrow night in the Bowl Championship Series national championship game in Glendale, AZ. When asked to comment on her recent behavior, Stitch said, “I simply wanted to let Troy Smith know that I’ve got his back, you bettcha I’ll be at the game tomorrow. I’ll be putting aside my usual doggie doctrine of “Freedom Fighting for unconditional love” in order to support and stand in solidarity with the Ohio State Buckeyes.
Sometimes it’s necessary to paw a line in the sand, that’s what I’ve done and I ain’t makin’ no excuses about it. GO BUCKS!”
WAYS TO “WASSL” A GATOR
10.) Look Into His Eyes and Declare War
9.) Blind Him with Scarlet and Gray
8.) Rip Out His Larynx
7.) Make Him Suck Buckeye
6.) Get to the “Heart of it All”
5.) Don’t Forget to Dot the I
4.) MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS…
3.) Point to Tressel, say: “That’s Yo Daddy”
2.) Hang On Sloopy… We’re Almost There…
1.) Stick a Heisman Down His Throat and WATCH HIM CHOKE!!!
I’M RUFF AND TUFF
BARK OUT TO ALL THOSE OHIOIANS REPRESENTIN’:
In Brooklyn
Out in L.A.
In Co-Op Village
Over In Australia
At the Times
At RGA
Converts Up in Maine… out in Hoboken
Back Home in Streetsboro, Dublin, Medina, Canfield and the Infamous…Cowtown
Out here in Scottsdale… and Cave Creek
GO BUCKS!
