NEMISIS…UNLEASHED

3 01 2007

Meet Mr. Winkle. The SO-CALLED “Cutest Dog in the World.”

My Nemisis…Unleashed





IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

3 01 2007

So, I have an unusual amount of free time on my paws…

So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (itunes, winamp, media player, ipod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend your cool…just type it in man!

Opening Credits:
Come to Daddy- Aphex Twin

Waking Up:
Sometimes- My Bloody Valentine

First Day of Obedience School:
This Scene is Dead- We Are Scientists

Falling in Love:
Make You Feel That Way- Blackalicious

Fight Song:
France’s National Anthem

Prom:
Money Don’t Matter Tonight – Prince

Life:
American Girl – Tom Petty
(What the… this don’t make no sense, I say, “Viva de Résistance… Bark…Bark”

Driving:
Duh… I DON’T have thumbs, I have paws…

Final Battle:
The Good the Bad the Ugly- Kanye West
(I’m the good, Murphy [more on him later] is the bad, and we all know who the UGLY is, it’s that DIABOLICAL MR.WINKLE)

Death Scene:
Don’t Believe the Hype- Public Enemy

Funeral Song:
Extraordinary Girl – Green Day

End Credits
Anarchy in the Uk- Sex Pistols
(This happens because at my death… those nasty chip and fish eating Brits realize the power and glory that is FRANCE.)

STAY TUNED FOR:
Pictures of meeeeee

More about why I called Murphy a bad dog (it’s kind-a an inside joke), don’t EVEN get me started on Fanny (yep, that’s what her best friends decided to name her) and Abby

More about why I admire Snoopy

And, Why France is SO MUCH BETTER than the UK