THIS IS WHAT I’M NOT

I AM NOT A TOY

I AM NOT A FRENCH BERET

I AM NOT A FRENCH BULLDOG THAT LIVES IN LONDON

I AM A FRENCH BULLDOG THAT LIVES IN NYC

I AM PERFECT, BECUASE I LIKE TO BE ME

FROM ONE BUBBLE TO ANOTHER

THE STITCH IS BACK IN TOWN… and by town I mean NEW YORK CITY.
And this time I’m here to stay (not counting the odd trip back to my land of origin wee-wee-gay-Par-E).

GET READY FOR:
Stories about living in the city.
Stories about my cross country trip.
Stories about what all of my best friends are up to.
Stories based on random pictures.
Stoies about my manifesto for UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!
Stories about “de Rev-O-lou-SHE-own.”